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The site full of people who claim they will fight to the death for your right to marry who you want, fuck who you want, and change your gender at the drop of a hat. Your rights are yours and NOBODY can tell you otherwise.

But if you take an interest in another culture, you’re going down.

If you eat food not native to your country of origin, you’re going down.

If you’re straight, thin, white, or generally comfortable with your biologically-assigned gender, you’re going down.

This is the generation just behind my own. A hivemind of slactivists with a political correctness agenda that would make a frigging Socialist cringe.

Well kiddies, let’s see how far in life that mindset gets you in real life.

zeldaux:

lujuria:

DONT DELETE CAPTIONS//OTHER PEOPLE’S COMMENTS

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trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

tumblingtheology:


Well, that was unexpected.

tumblingtheology:

Well, that was unexpected.

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jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

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falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

draycen:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

draycen:

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

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kaniehtiio:

collab piece with hythmknwy of favourite women in video games 
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